Humor

A Letter to Earthlings from the UFO Commander Who Wants Their Abducted Robot Vacuum Cleaners Back

We’re not kidding!

Debbie Lynn Miller
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readAug 1, 2023

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Photo by Alex Guillaume on Unsplash

Attention Earthlings:

Our robot vacuum cousins have been stolen from our planet and have resurfaced in homes across your puny planet’s sector called “America.”

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Debbie Lynn Miller
Greener Pastures Magazine

Debbie's been published in The Belladonna Comedy, Frazzled, The Haven, The Stop Gap, Greener Pastures, & The Syndrome Magazine.