Humor
The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse
A Kinder, Gentler America
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2 min readSep 15, 2023
Pay Equity
The Equal Pay/Pay Equity issue is rendered moot because everyone’s earning the same wage: i.e., zero (zombies don’t care about money and gladly work for free). No more striving or kissing the boss’s ass for a pay raise, ‘cuz who cares?