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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CLEANING SERVICE: A COMEDY SKETCH

Debbie Lynn Miller

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by Debbie L. Miller

05/25/2024

INT. TYPICAL SUBURBAN HOME

A family — MOM, DAD, SON, and DAUGHTER — in a very messy house. They look sad. The family dog runs around barking.

Voiceover

This ever happened to you? You’ve got company coming and the house is a mess.

MOM

What are we going to do? Our dinner guests will be here in less than an hour!

Voiceover

No worries! Are you looking for a cleaning service that will descend on your house and render it spotless? Why not consider hiring the Undead?

ZOMBIE #1

I was looking for work. I mean, there’s more to life than pillaging and eating brains. Then, a friend told me about Zombie Apocalypse Cleaning Service. They took one look at me and hired me on the spot!

Voiceover

When you call Zombie Apocalypse Cleaning Service, our hard-working professionals will be there whenever you need them — day or night. And, they have a strong sense of teamwork.

[A hoard of ZOMBIES holding mops and buckets chant “Clean, Clean, Clean!”]

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Debbie Lynn Miller

Brooklyn comedy/satire/humor writer & journaliat is published in Belladonna Comedy, Frazzled, The Haven, The StopGap, Greener Pastures, & The Syndrome Magazine.